America in one gif
omg the eagle exploding it
How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert
"If you do not breathe through writing, if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing, then don’t write, because our culture has no use for it."
do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other
but aren’t dogs colorblind
The American collegiate system in one gif set
the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke
when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for
"I’m not young enough to know everything."
"Motherfuckers will read a book that’s 1/3 elvish, but put two sentences in Spanish and White people think we’re taking over."
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.